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Oh,jerry, here's a darling wallpaper
for your office.

2
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Look, Candy Cane Lane.

3
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Carol, I'm an orthodontist.
I can't put all that sugar up on my wall.

4
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I'd be a hypocrite.

5
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Here, here, now.
This is more like it.

6
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- This would be perfect.
- Elephants On Parade?

7
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- Well, sure. Elephants never forget, right?
- Mm-hmm.

8
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So what will the kids think of
when they see this up in my office?

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To brush their tusks?
[Laughs]

10
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- [E/e vator <i>Ding; ]</i>
- Hi, Carol. HLJer.

11
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- Oh, hi, Howard.
- Hey, hi, Howard. Uh, Howard, what do you think?

12
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What do I think?
Uh, I think it would make a nice-looking shirt...

13
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<i>but it's a little busy for a suit.</i>

14
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No, I meant for my office.

15
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Oh, well, you can wear
anything you want in your office.

16
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Well, what's up, Howard?

17
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Well, I was in the area doing
some shopping for the party tonight...

18
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and I thought I'd drop in
and see Bob.

19
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The, uh, party?

20
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Oh, I didn't invite you two.

21
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- It's okay, Howard. We'll be there.

22
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- What time?
- 8:30. It's right across the hall from Bob.

23
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- Right. Is it a B.Y.O.B.?
- No, it's casual.

24
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Oh, if you guys have any extra booze,
bring it, okay?

25
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Bob, I gotta talk to you.
No one will burst in, will they?

26
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No. Nobody around here
would be that rude, Howard.

27
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Bob, I gotta talk to you
about the party tonight.

28
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Um, I did tell you
about the party.

29
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Yeah, you even sent me
a map, Howard.

30
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Oh,yeah. Bob, I'm in trouble.
I mean, real trouble.

31
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I invited a pilot,
and he's bringingjennifer.

32
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- Jennifer.
- Yeah,jennifer's a stewardess I used to date.

33
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And if Ellen finds out, I'm lost.

34
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- Howard, I don't know anything about her.
- I'll tell ya.

35
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I spent a night with her.

36
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Well, one night.
So what?

37
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Yeah, it lasted three weeks.
It was in Alaska.

38
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Howard, look,
don't worry about it.

39
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I mean, you're being silly.
It's in the past.

40
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Yeah. Easy for you to say.
You're not in my shoes.

41
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Come on, Howard. I mean, you aren't
the only one that had an old girlfriend.

42
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I remember there was
this one girl-

43
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- Gloria Webster.
- How- How'd you know that?

44
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Oh, I forgot to tell you.
Ellen's picking her up at the airport.

45
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- She told me to tell you.
- Suddenly I'm in your shoes, Howard.

46
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Tight, aren't they?

47
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Ellen and Gloria were
in the antique business together.

48
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And I almost married Gloria.
As a matter of fact...

49
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the week before I married Emily,
I broke up with Gloria.

50
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- You did?
- Yeah, not that it matters.

51
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Yeah.

52
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It would be silly to worry about something
that's, uh, already in the past.

53
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Uh, Howard, it- it-
See, it might matter to Emily...

54
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so you could do me a favor and just,
you know, not say anything about it.

55
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[Chuckles]
Sure, Bob.

56
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[Laughs]

57
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Why are you smiling, Howard?

58
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Well, it's just nice to have something
on you for a change.

59
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- That sounds like blackmail.
- Oh, no, no, it's not, Bob.

60
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You just better be nice to me
for the rest of your life.

61
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<i>A)' [jazz]</i>

62
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Excuse me.
Macadamia nuts?

63
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- Oh, thank you, Howard.
- Can I freshen up your drink?

64
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- Yeah, thank you.
- Scotch, right?

65
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- Right.
- Have a double.

66
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[Chuckles]

67
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- Great party, Howard.
- Oh, thanks, Ralph. Thank you.

68
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Oh, see, now there's
a pilot I'd fly with.

69
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I'd feel safe with him
behind the controls.

70
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I wouldn't.
He's with Airport Rent-A-Car.

71
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<i>Howard, who's that girl
over there?</i>

72
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<i>You mean the gorgeous one, with the sultry eyes
and the long legs that never seem to end?</i>

73
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- Yeah, that's the one.
- Oh.

74
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Well, I don't know her. She must be
a party crasher. I'll kick her out.

75
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Old girlfriend of Howard's, right?
And he doesn't want Ellen to find out?

76
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- Maybe.
- Where is Ellen anyhow?

77
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- She went to pick someone up at the airport.
- Oh? Who?

78
00:05:07,994 --> 00:05:10,998
- [ Mumbles Name]
- Who?

79
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Gloria Webster. She was
in the antique business with Ellen in Cleveland.

80
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Oh, well, maybe Gloria was late.

81
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I've never known her to be late.

82
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I mean, all the years
that they were in business together...

83
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they always opened
the store promptly.

84
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Uh, pardon me.
Jennifer, would you do something for me?

85
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Forget it, Howard.
I'm a senior stewardess now.

86
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- <i>[ Phone</i> Ringing]
- Oh, well, forget that.

87
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My fiancée is coming over here
in a few minutes...

88
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and I wonder if you'd do
a favor for me.

89
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- What?
- Get out of here and never come back.

90
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Attention, please.
This is your captain speaking.

91
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Backup crew,
Flight 806 to St. Louis.

92
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We need a navigator and one stewardess.
Let's check who's up.

93
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- That's me.
- Oh, no.

94
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- Oh, it looks like me too.
- Oh, no.

95
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Okay, you got 'em.
Navigator is Borden. Stew is Evans.

96
00:06:06,653 --> 00:06:08,599
Right. Together again.

97
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Here I go again.

98
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I mean, how many times
do I have to move my tail for them?

99
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Howard, I mean,
you have to leave your own party?

100
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Yeah, I'm afraid so.
Tell Ellen I'm sorry.

101
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I mean, that I'm really sorry.

102
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Come on, Howard.
We can reminisce on the way to the airport.

103
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Reminisce? Whoa!
Reminisce about what?

104
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Make sure that Ellen knows
I don't know what she's talking about.

105
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Tell her yourself.
You'll probably run into her in the elevator.

106
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Yeah. Oh! Wait a minute.
Let's take the fire escape.

107
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- Why?
- Why? Uh, because it's closer to the airport.

108
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Well, I guess
we're the hosts now, huh?

109
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What a lucky break.

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Hi. Macadamia nuts?

111
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No, thanks. Party's over.
Jennifer left. See ya.

112
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Wait up, will ya?
I'm gonna pack it on in too.

113
00:07:05,345 --> 00:07:08,155
[Grunts]
Come on, Carol. <i>I'll</i> give you a ride.

114
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- Mm, might as well.
- Boy, what a bunch of phonies, huh?

115
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Mm,yeah.

116
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Hi, stranger.
Macadamia nuts?

117
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No, I'm trying to quit.

118
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Hey, this is the night
of the party, isn't it?

119
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Yeah, itwas a real humdinger.

120
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Yeah, Howard had to fill in
for a navigator on a flight to St. Louis.

121
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Oh, well,
those things happen.

122
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- Where's Gloria?
- Oh, well, she never came in.

123
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She tried to phone me at home,
but I had already left for the airport.

124
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- Oh, that's too bad.
- [Chuckles] Yeah.

125
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I'm really amazed
that he told you about her.

126
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But leave it to a psychologist
to tell his wife about his old girlfriend.

127
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- You want a drink?
- What? Oh, no, thanks.

128
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- Uh, old girlfriend?
- How about some stuffed mushrooms?

129
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Old girlfriend?
Whose old girlfriend is she?

130
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- Well-
- Uh, both of ours.

131
00:08:02,268 --> 00:08:04,646
Oh, I see.

132
00:08:04,704 --> 00:08:07,514
Well, fine. I'm just sorry
I didn't get to meet her.

133
00:08:08,608 --> 00:08:10,383
Or ever hear about her.

134
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Well, it was-
it was a long time ago.

135
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- Yeah. How long ago was it?
- It was a long time.

136
00:08:20,286 --> 00:08:22,493
She, uh-
She lives in Cleveland?

137
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Yeah. Ohio.

138
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I used to date her, you know,
once in a while, but it was a long time ago.

139
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That was five years ago.

140
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Well, let's see.
We're married five years.

141
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<i>Well, it was... well before that.</i>

142
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Right, Bob.

143
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Gee, Howard sure has done some interesting
things to the apartment, hasn't he?

144
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He sure has,yeah.

145
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I think this coffee table's
a lot closer to the couch.

146
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Yeah, and of course the walls.

147
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The walls are much closer
to the couch too.

148
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In fact, the whole room
seems to be closing in.

149
00:09:04,197 --> 00:09:08,236
Oh, well, I'd like one of
those stuffed mushrooms.

150
00:09:08,301 --> 00:09:11,839
Well, why don't we all stuff ourselves
with some mushrooms?

151
00:09:11,904 --> 00:09:13,850
Stuffed mushroom, Emily?

152
00:09:15,408 --> 00:09:17,354
[Chuckles]

153
00:09:17,410 --> 00:09:19,447
Stuffed mushroom, Ellen?

154
00:09:22,048 --> 00:09:24,824
Hi. Uh, isn't this
Borden's place?

155
00:09:24,884 --> 00:09:29,196
Yeah,yeah, it sure is.
Come on in. Sit down.

156
00:09:29,255 --> 00:09:31,201
Thanks.

157
00:09:39,499 --> 00:09:42,343
Look, I'm not buttin' in
or anything, am I?

158
00:09:42,402 --> 00:09:45,406
Areyou kidding?

159
00:09:45,471 --> 00:09:47,747
We got a party going here.

160
00:09:50,877 --> 00:09:53,357
Why don't you scarf down
some of those mushrooms?

161
00:09:59,352 --> 00:10:01,491
- Good morning.
- Hi.

162
00:10:01,554 --> 00:10:04,660
I'm gonna clean up Howard's apartment.
Would you mind getting your own breakfast?

163
00:10:04,724 --> 00:10:07,671
No. I'm just gonna have coffee.
I'm still kinda tired.

164
00:10:07,727 --> 00:10:09,673
Oh, well, I'm not surprised.

165
00:10:09,729 --> 00:10:12,437
I mean,you stayed up until 4:00
in the morning talking to that navigator...

166
00:10:12,498 --> 00:10:14,842
so you wouldn't have to talk
to me about- What's her name?

167
00:10:14,901 --> 00:10:17,404
- Uh, Gloria.
- Yeah, right.

168
00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:19,643
That isn't true, Emily.
I was talking to him...

169
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:22,482
because I was interested
in learning about wind vectors.

170
00:10:22,542 --> 00:10:24,488
Well, it really
doesn't matter, Bob...

171
00:10:24,544 --> 00:10:27,115
because I just want you to know,
that as far as Gloria is concerned...

172
00:10:27,180 --> 00:10:30,423
- I've decided to forget it.
- Well, thanks. I appreciate that.

173
00:10:30,483 --> 00:10:33,521
You know, because
I had boyfriends of my own.

174
00:10:33,586 --> 00:10:35,862
Well, I'm sure you did.

175
00:10:35,922 --> 00:10:37,902
You know, I was not
totally unattractive...

176
00:10:37,957 --> 00:10:39,959
and my phone number
was listed.

177
00:10:40,026 --> 00:10:42,028
- Ah.
- And I was serious about one of them.

178
00:10:42,095 --> 00:10:45,633
- I think I told you about Nick Hansen.
- Well, it doesn't matter.

179
00:10:45,698 --> 00:10:49,612
- How serious were you about Gloria?
- Not serious.

180
00:10:49,669 --> 00:10:54,516
Not unserious,
but not- not serious.

181
00:10:57,610 --> 00:11:01,251
- Well, we'll certainly talk about it sometime.
- <i>[</i> Doorbell Buzzes <i>]</i>

182
00:11:03,182 --> 00:11:06,391
- Howard.
- Oh. I would have knocked...

183
00:11:06,452 --> 00:11:08,398
but I'm too tired to make a fist.

184
00:11:08,454 --> 00:11:11,697
Howard, you lookjust awful.

185
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,704
Yeah. Thanks, I will.

186
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,706
How long have you been up?

187
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:18,038
No, thank you.
just a cup of coffee, please.

188
00:11:19,632 --> 00:11:22,408
I flew in as fast as I could.
I couldn't make a direct connection.

189
00:11:22,468 --> 00:11:26,177
- But at no time was I withjennifer.
- Howard, I believe you.

190
00:11:26,239 --> 00:11:28,219
So how was my party?

191
00:11:28,274 --> 00:11:30,811
Oh, great.
We learned a lot about wind vectors.

192
00:11:30,877 --> 00:11:34,017
Oh, really?

193
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,890
I wanted to tell you about those when I thought
you were ready to hear about them.

194
00:11:39,118 --> 00:11:42,224
Oh, Howard, Ellen told me
to tell you she could see you tonight...

195
00:11:42,288 --> 00:11:44,427
because her friend
didn't come in from Cleveland.

196
00:11:44,490 --> 00:11:47,937
- What friend?
- Gloria Webster.

197
00:11:47,994 --> 00:11:51,237
- You know about her?
- Sure. Bob told me all about her.

198
00:11:51,297 --> 00:11:53,777
- Bob told you?
- Yeah. Sure.

199
00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:56,939
That blows my cover.

200
00:11:57,003 --> 00:11:59,074
Hi, Howard.

201
00:11:59,138 --> 00:12:01,175
Hi, Bob.
I guess you spilled the beans, huh?

202
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:04,551
- What do you mean by that?
- I mean, about you and Gloria.

203
00:12:04,610 --> 00:12:09,184
Oh, that. Sure. But, I mean,
there wasn't that much to spill.

204
00:12:09,248 --> 00:12:11,353
You know, that's what I love
about your marriage.

205
00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:14,523
No matter how bad things get,
I mean, you never hide them.

206
00:12:14,587 --> 00:12:17,397
Oh, Howard,
there is nothing bad...

207
00:12:17,457 --> 00:12:20,734
about Bob having gone
with another woman.

208
00:12:20,793 --> 00:12:22,795
When he was going with you
at the same time?

209
00:12:29,035 --> 00:12:31,106
Bob didn't mention
it was at the same time.

210
00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:33,582
Oh, well,
he must have lied to me.

211
00:12:36,776 --> 00:12:39,313
L, uh-
I gotta get some sleep.

212
00:12:40,813 --> 00:12:43,987
Got a lot of explaining to do, guy.
[Whistles]

213
00:12:46,252 --> 00:12:48,198
<i>Door Closes 1</i>

214
00:12:49,455 --> 00:12:51,958
- That true, Bob?
- What?

215
00:12:52,024 --> 00:12:54,732
Were you going with Gloria
at the same time you were going with me?

216
00:12:54,794 --> 00:12:59,834
Well, not exactly. It was sort of like,
you know, changing the guard.

217
00:13:01,801 --> 00:13:04,372
You want to explain that?

218
00:13:04,437 --> 00:13:07,077
Yeah, I guess I'd better. Um-

219
00:13:07,139 --> 00:13:12,282
See, when the new guard comes out,
the, uh- the old guard leaves.

220
00:13:12,345 --> 00:13:18,296
And, uh, for a moment or two there,
they're kinda both there together, you know?

221
00:13:20,386 --> 00:13:22,866
How's that?

222
00:13:22,922 --> 00:13:25,129
I don't get it.

223
00:13:25,191 --> 00:13:28,263
Well, why don't you
think about it.

224
00:13:28,327 --> 00:13:33,106
As long as you want.
Take the whole day.

225
00:13:33,165 --> 00:13:37,079
And if you have any questions,
and you wanna discuss it...

226
00:13:37,136 --> 00:13:39,514
why, we will.

227
00:13:40,573 --> 00:13:42,678
Oh, I'm gonna
wanna talk about it.

228
00:13:43,743 --> 00:13:45,780
Whether I figure it out
or not.

229
00:13:46,846 --> 00:13:49,053
Well, I'm going to work.

230
00:13:49,115 --> 00:13:52,119
Yeah, well, I'll be here
guarding the castle.

231
00:13:53,386 --> 00:13:56,060
- Fine.
- Be careful out there, Bob.

232
00:13:56,122 --> 00:13:58,568
You don't wanna
fall in the moat.

233
00:14:12,972 --> 00:14:16,317
Carol, would you type
these notes up for me?

234
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:19,515
Sure, Bob.
Mr. Peterson called.

235
00:14:19,579 --> 00:14:21,889
And he said he wouldn't
be coming in anymore.

236
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:24,394
- Oh, really?
- Yeah. He said he feels great...

237
00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:28,227
- and completely in control of his own destiny.
- Good.

238
00:14:28,287 --> 00:14:31,530
And he asked if it would be okay with you
if he grew a mustache.

239
00:14:31,591 --> 00:14:33,730
- I said it would be.
- Fine.

240
00:14:35,061 --> 00:14:37,564
Uh, Carol, you're a woman.

241
00:14:39,131 --> 00:14:41,168
Is that a question, Bob?

242
00:14:42,802 --> 00:14:45,908
No, I just wanna askyou something.
I need some advice.

243
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:49,784
Oh, Bob, I'm really flattered.
Don't you usually go tojerry for advice?

244
00:14:49,842 --> 00:14:51,947
Yeah, but, I mean,
Jerry's not a woman.

245
00:14:52,011 --> 00:14:55,390
Well, let's assume you're right.

246
00:14:55,448 --> 00:14:57,951
What's the question?

247
00:14:58,017 --> 00:15:02,523
Well, if your boyfriend
were seeing another woman...

248
00:15:02,588 --> 00:15:05,159
at the same time
he was seeing you-

249
00:15:05,224 --> 00:15:08,797
- Mm-hmm.
- would you resent it?

250
00:15:10,029 --> 00:15:13,169
Yes.

251
00:15:13,232 --> 00:15:15,234
Of course you'd say that.
You're a woman.

252
00:15:18,938 --> 00:15:22,943
♪♪ [ Whistling]

253
00:16:06,018 --> 00:16:07,964
Hi,jel'l'y_
You busy?

254
00:16:10,389 --> 00:16:13,131
- Is that supposed to be funny, Bob?
- It was supposed to be, yeah.

255
00:16:13,192 --> 00:16:16,935
Yeah. Well, I'm saving myself a fortune
by doing my own wallpapering here.

256
00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:20,167
Besides, you know, I really enjoy it.

257
00:16:23,169 --> 00:16:25,706
- You're real good at it.
- Oh, yeah.

258
00:16:25,771 --> 00:16:27,717
Not bad for
a first effort, huh?

259
00:16:27,773 --> 00:16:30,583
- What happened to the elephants?
- Elephants?

260
00:16:30,643 --> 00:16:33,954
I forgot all about them.
You wanna give me a hand here?

261
00:16:34,013 --> 00:16:37,483
You don't need a handJerry.
You need an octopus.

262
00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:39,689
What exactly did you want, Bob?

263
00:16:39,752 --> 00:16:41,789
I wanted to talk
to you about something.

264
00:16:41,854 --> 00:16:43,959
Oh, sure.
Well, sit down.

265
00:16:45,791 --> 00:16:47,862
What's on your mind?

266
00:16:47,927 --> 00:16:51,272
Well, I thinkl have this problem.

267
00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:54,743
When I was dating Emily, you know,
just before we got married...

268
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:59,647
I was also kind of dating
this other girl.

269
00:16:59,705 --> 00:17:03,881
Wow. Old Bob
in a ménage é trois.

270
00:17:03,943 --> 00:17:05,889
No, it was nothing
like thatjerry.

271
00:17:05,945 --> 00:17:08,391
I was just involved
with these two girls at the same time.

272
00:17:08,447 --> 00:17:13,192
Bob, I've seen a lot of movies,
and that's a menage é trois. [Sinister Laugh]

273
00:17:14,386 --> 00:17:17,697
Well, whateveryou call it.
Anyway, I never-

274
00:17:17,757 --> 00:17:22,035
I never got around
to telling Emily about Gloria.

275
00:17:22,094 --> 00:17:23,869
- Gloria, huh?
- Yeah.

276
00:17:23,929 --> 00:17:26,239
- What did she look like, Bob?
- Gloria?

277
00:17:26,298 --> 00:17:29,836
- Yeah.
- She was, you know, average looking.

278
00:17:29,902 --> 00:17:31,939
Uh-huh.

279
00:17:32,004 --> 00:17:34,245
Come on, Bob.

280
00:17:34,306 --> 00:17:37,185
She was beautiful, j erry.

281
00:17:39,011 --> 00:17:40,957
I mean, not as beautiful
as Emily, you know...

282
00:17:41,013 --> 00:17:43,459
- but pretty beautiful.
- Yeah.

283
00:17:43,516 --> 00:17:48,090
If I rated her on a scale of one to 1 O,
and Emily was a 1 O...

284
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:52,398
Gloria would be... a 10.

285
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:56,099
[Laughs]
Sounds like a coin flip to me.

286
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:59,507
You wanna hold up this paper, Bob,
while I get some more paste for it?

287
00:17:59,565 --> 00:18:03,240
- Yeah.
-just use two hands if you can.

288
00:18:04,503 --> 00:18:07,643
- Oh, watch it,jerry.
- That'll come right out, Bob.

289
00:18:07,706 --> 00:18:09,845
You don't have to worry about it.

290
00:18:09,909 --> 00:18:12,480
Jerry, anyway, it wasn't
a coin flip, you know.

291
00:18:12,545 --> 00:18:16,288
I mean, Gloria was
a definite second to Emily.

292
00:18:16,348 --> 00:18:20,490
It's just that I had to find
a way to ease out of it slowly.

293
00:18:20,553 --> 00:18:23,727
You know, I didn't wanna
hurt her too much, you know?

294
00:18:23,789 --> 00:18:26,326
Sure. What did you finally
say to her, Bob?

295
00:18:26,392 --> 00:18:30,966
I called her and said I'd have to break the date
on Saturday. I was getting married.

296
00:18:31,030 --> 00:18:33,670
Real smooth, Bob.
Real smooth.

297
00:18:33,732 --> 00:18:37,544
Poor Gloria, took her almost a month
before she got over it...

298
00:18:37,603 --> 00:18:41,176
and married this real rich guy.

299
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,481
How's that paste comingJerry?

300
00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:46,113
Almost ready, Bob.

301
00:18:46,178 --> 00:18:48,749
I really can't understand
why Emily is so upset, you know?

302
00:18:48,814 --> 00:18:51,693
I mean, she had old boyfriends.
She was no monk.

303
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,696
She dated Nick Hansen.

304
00:18:53,752 --> 00:18:55,698
Yeah, I see what's
going on here, Bob.

305
00:18:55,754 --> 00:18:59,531
You see, Emily's setting up a smoke screen
so you don't ask her about her lurid past.

306
00:19:00,993 --> 00:19:03,599
- What lurid past?
- Hold that up there, will ya?

307
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:07,408
I mean, how do you know
Emily didn't have a lurid past?

308
00:19:07,466 --> 00:19:09,537
Where'd she grow up, in Seattle?

309
00:19:09,602 --> 00:19:11,343
Yeah.

310
00:19:11,403 --> 00:19:15,283
Well, Bob, that's where
the fleets dock.

311
00:19:16,909 --> 00:19:19,685
I mean, doesn't it rain
all the time? Oh.

312
00:19:22,748 --> 00:19:25,729
- It rains a lotjerry.
- Well, I rest my case.

313
00:19:27,186 --> 00:19:31,100
I oughta wash my hands.
You got your washroom key there?

314
00:19:31,156 --> 00:19:33,329
Yeah, it's in one of
my pockets somewhere.

315
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,335
Jerry, I'm going to lunch.
Do you need-

316
00:19:49,942 --> 00:19:53,583
Oh, good. I'm glad you caught
the guy who did this.

317
00:20:00,819 --> 00:20:03,265
Well, I was Gloria's best friend,
but I know for a fact...

318
00:20:03,322 --> 00:20:06,132
that as soon as Bob met you,
he started phasing her out.

319
00:20:06,191 --> 00:20:08,364
Why did it take almost a year
to phase her out?

320
00:20:08,427 --> 00:20:11,772
Well,you know him, Emily. He's such a nice guy.
He just didn't want to hurt her.

321
00:20:11,830 --> 00:20:14,242
Yeah, that's true.
He is nice.

322
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:17,008
I mean, he's nice to everybody.
Even door-to-door salesmen.

323
00:20:17,069 --> 00:20:20,607
Do you know that he has bought six
vegetable choppers since we've been married?

324
00:20:20,673 --> 00:20:24,780
Well, you know what they say,
you can't have too many vegetable choppers.

325
00:20:24,843 --> 00:20:27,255
No, if you've got six,
you've got five too many.

326
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:30,783
Well, all I know is that Bob's
not telling you about Gloria...

327
00:20:30,849 --> 00:20:33,625
was just his way
of changing the guard.

328
00:20:33,686 --> 00:20:36,792
Mm. I heard that story before.

329
00:20:36,855 --> 00:20:39,563
The thing that bothers me
is why was I the last one to hear it.

330
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,730
Now that you've heard it,
how do you feel?

331
00:20:41,794 --> 00:20:44,934
Oh, I don't know.
I guess I feel okay about it.

332
00:20:44,997 --> 00:20:46,943
I mean, I'm making
Bob's favorite dinner.

333
00:20:46,999 --> 00:20:49,570
And I am willing to forget
about the whole thing.

334
00:20:49,635 --> 00:20:51,945
Good. Well, now
if you'll excuse me...

335
00:20:52,004 --> 00:20:54,348
I think I'll go have a talk
with Howard aboutjennifer.

336
00:20:54,406 --> 00:20:57,979
If he thinks he can keep that story hidden,
he's out of his gourd.

337
00:20:58,043 --> 00:21:00,489
- Who's out of his gourd?
- Howard.

338
00:21:00,546 --> 00:21:03,584
- Yeah, so?
- He can't hide it from me.

339
00:21:05,384 --> 00:21:07,830
I don't think he can
hide it from anybody.

340
00:21:10,122 --> 00:21:12,102
Look, Emily, I've been
giving it a lot of thought.

341
00:21:12,157 --> 00:21:14,330
Bob, I have a standing
rib roast on...

342
00:21:14,393 --> 00:21:17,033
scalloped potatoes, broccoli,
a chocolate mousse...

343
00:21:17,096 --> 00:21:19,906
the wine is cooling
and welcome home.

344
00:21:22,735 --> 00:21:24,806
Is there a firing squad
around here somewhere?

345
00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:27,146
[Laughs]
No, no.

346
00:21:27,206 --> 00:21:30,210
I just want you to know
that I'm notjealous anymore.

347
00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:32,653
Well, that's the way it should be.
I mean, I have nothing to hide.

348
00:21:32,711 --> 00:21:34,657
- My past is an open book.
- You're right.

349
00:21:34,713 --> 00:21:36,659
And that's the way it should be.

350
00:21:36,715 --> 00:21:40,527
- Your past, on the other hand-
- What about it?

351
00:21:40,586 --> 00:21:42,691
It's not important.
I don't have to know.

352
00:21:42,755 --> 00:21:45,235
- Know what?
- Seattle.

353
00:21:45,290 --> 00:21:48,828
The rain, the fleet.

354
00:21:48,894 --> 00:21:52,671
Oh, I get it.
You're talking about Nelson Bolger.

355
00:21:52,731 --> 00:21:54,768
I am?

356
00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:57,336
Yeah, but he didn't have a fleet.
He just had three tuna boats.

357
00:21:57,403 --> 00:22:00,441
- Oh.
- And I only went out with him a couple times.

358
00:22:00,506 --> 00:22:04,113
- You mean on runs?
- No, on dates.

359
00:22:04,176 --> 00:22:09,421
You didn't go out with him at the same time
you were dating me though, did you?

360
00:22:09,481 --> 00:22:12,724
No, no. As a matter of fact, it was
the same time that I was dating Nick Hansen.

361
00:22:12,785 --> 00:22:16,790
But they at least knew about each other,
'cause they were partners in the tuna business.

362
00:22:16,855 --> 00:22:18,801
So, it was the three of you.

363
00:22:18,857 --> 00:22:21,963
A ménage a tuna.

364
00:22:22,027 --> 00:22:24,667
[Laughs]

365
00:22:24,730 --> 00:22:26,937
Okay, Bob, I get it.
I get your point.

366
00:22:26,999 --> 00:22:28,945
[Chuckles]

367
00:22:31,403 --> 00:22:33,508
What point was that?

368
00:22:33,572 --> 00:22:35,882
Well, you'rejust trying to show me
that I was foolish...

369
00:22:35,941 --> 00:22:38,512
for acting jealous about your past.

370
00:22:38,577 --> 00:22:41,888
Oh, that point.
Well, that's exactly what I was trying to do.

371
00:22:41,947 --> 00:22:46,259
Yeah, so why don't we just forget it
and sit down and have a nice dinner.

372
00:22:46,318 --> 00:22:50,130
Bob, what's that
on the back ofyourjacket?

373
00:22:50,189 --> 00:22:53,363
- Wallpaper paste.
- Wallpaper paste?

374
00:22:53,425 --> 00:22:56,497
Yeah, I'm seeing a woman
who has a fleet of wallpaper stores.

375
00:22:57,596 --> 00:22:59,542
[Laughs]

376
00:22:59,598 --> 00:23:01,839
[Sarcastic Laugh]

377
00:23:13,045 --> 00:23:15,787
You know, that was
a wonderful meal, Emily.

378
00:23:15,848 --> 00:23:17,919
Oh, thank you.

379
00:23:17,983 --> 00:23:20,190
I thought the broccoli was
a little undercooked though.

380
00:23:20,252 --> 00:23:22,323
Yeah, but the rib roast
was a little too well done...

381
00:23:22,387 --> 00:23:26,460
- so it kind of averaged out to a wonderful meal.
- Yeah.

382
00:23:26,525 --> 00:23:28,471
You know what I wish?

383
00:23:28,527 --> 00:23:30,973
We were sitting
in front of a roaring fire.

384
00:23:31,029 --> 00:23:32,975
Without a fireplace?

385
00:23:34,433 --> 00:23:36,674
I mean, if you really want one
that bad, I could build one...

386
00:23:36,735 --> 00:23:40,547
and we'll sit in front
of a roaring sofa.

387
00:23:40,606 --> 00:23:42,608
Oh, Bob.

388
00:23:42,674 --> 00:23:45,280
Come on.
Help me clear the dishes.

389
00:23:45,344 --> 00:23:50,418
Uh, I have a better idea.
Why don't we just forget about the dishes...

390
00:23:50,482 --> 00:23:52,894
and we'll get to bed
a little early tonight.

391
00:23:52,951 --> 00:23:54,931
Oh, what a nice thing to say.

392
00:23:54,987 --> 00:23:59,060
- Well, I'm a nice guy.
- Yeah, you really are. You know that?

393
00:23:59,124 --> 00:24:01,070
I mean,you are nice
to everybody.

394
00:24:01,126 --> 00:24:03,800
<i>[Knocking]</i>

395
00:24:03,862 --> 00:24:06,502
Well, there's one person
I'm not going to be nice to.

396
00:24:08,567 --> 00:24:12,379
Well, the new guard
is going to go inside...

397
00:24:12,437 --> 00:24:14,917
and change into
a more comfortable uniform.

398
00:24:17,142 --> 00:24:21,750
Hello. I am Dennis Budmer.

399
00:24:22,981 --> 00:24:25,655
- Mayl come in?
- No.

400
00:24:30,722 --> 00:24:34,431
Oh, but I am selling
encyclopedias for children.

401
00:24:34,493 --> 00:24:37,099
Well, why don't you let them
sell them for themselves?

402
00:25:14,032 --> 00:25:15,807
[ Mews]